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XOFACE CHRONICLES PART 3: A manifesto of omega truth
"So much work, yet i sit with taco" marked the wise man. So he sits there all fussy and not knowing what to do next. Will he sit there continuously or go out and finish what needs to be done? That's what Caleb said.
"that's what i said!" He sure said a lot of things back in the day, maybe tomorrow he won't say it anymore.
"Why would I wanna concur to that?" responded larry, who was feeling sinfully delicious today. He was feeling like he couldn't command stuff together anymore.... that's why he consulted with Jacob mystery slice.
"and i'll slice you a key of all the mystery ingredients we surfact together tomorrow but not today" and he went on and on about.. He couldn't stop tampering with those ingredients because that's what Paulto said
"In a large river vain I'll be sentenced to tell you that all is not well, go forth and get rid of that river before I get rid of you." Yes I know, those are harsh words put Paulto was feeling weary in his toes, because Jasmine the shoe salesman was so trustworthy in her remarks, going all
"step right up and buy my shoes, for I am the most experienced shoemaker the world has seen in any chimney, and even Santa will be impressed because sombreros don't make night gowns.. that's what you said so long ago i don't really belive you forsay you have to double check that explevtive you see. I cannot believe you are in my welderness smile. I'll smile you smiles becaseu i live in a samall designated environment. this environment is designated to give you a place to sit and look ag green beans..
You're gonna enjoy those damn green beans whether I want you to or nto becusaseus theyre a so damn tasty i don't know whot to do without them so you have to indulge in a plan so submergey i'm gonna place you underwater and damand you do your jumping jacks and other exercises even though it's really hear to breathe.... Then you're gonna sit there down low indian style while we pass fortuen cookeies and you'd better not be one of those schmoes that crumbles up the cookeie but doesn't eat it ... that's your damn fortune and you're gonna read it out loud, but not until that last crumb is in your mouth and i hear chewing ,,,
or gnawing down if your sister stole your last tooth.... that little beach babe always taking your teeth... why i'd throw a beach ball at her and she'd just giggle the nice smile of one of the teeth you used to wear.... oh how it gives her joliliese wearing your ol smile, back when you had one... why i golly reckon back in the day it glimmered back when you still had 3 teeth left... sure it made a sillly angle or was it all the top row/bottom row? i dunno, it's so confusing to me i don't know how to place it... don't worry, anyway you need some lime juice here it's tasty ... okay what's your fortune dood?
yhou will exist in the first of my dishwasher.. please send 20000000 gold to danny shepartd, 20000 laned 2000 denver, colorado lagne.... 28520000 ... well gollee that is such a strange fortune... i remember your younger sister with her beautiful smile that's actually yhorsrs went out..... and i read her her first fortune .... by she was a newbie to forbei to forgurnde but i sure caught her, i mean taughte her. how she'd pout her lips exposing some of her teethe that arent'r really hers cuz she's a toothy theft tool woman of many trades... no shedecided where her envolope was gonna be put.... in my drawer... in my sexy drawer that i only put old books and really awesome spring-inspired pens sit.... oh man, i love pens with springs cuz they can be used as projectiles if refastned right.
hey you sexy mama come to the din din diner with me and i'll serve you up some teredactyle corn chowder.... oh man you're so hot i gotta put on the ac to cool down.... i'd drool over you but it would sizzzle and give my lip a burn... that really suckx lady i don't want my mouth to burn because you're so hot... here wear this eyepatch...
woah mama that makes you hotter.... okay now show those teeth you've thefted.... loook, i can't stand this i'm gonna have to say you look even better with that pirate patch you are my lovely star lady i want to give you your own treasure chest so you can carve your own name and your favourite bands on it so like later on then someone comes to dig it up after we pass cuz you and i both baby know we're too cool to live 4eva you know there'll be a picture of me in there with a really kewl moustassssh and a 50gun i never use and a couple of other stuf we cant' t use.... now it's all so confusing that i have to ig ive my mind a silly box to look into or who am i? a box that sites there...
look you just need to look the other way... but oh man, even the back of your head, i could idolize it for 4 hours.. i'm sure yhour head would get tired though.... i mean look at the back insignia of that ricearoni beanie.... It's like the ultimate beanie.... when we trade the wig and walk the hall and share the same stall i wanna tell you that you have to look both ways before crossing there, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...
And when you tie the knot, make sure you use a bow tie so you can loosen it up and not have to get stuck in a knot, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN..
That aisle you're trolling through, make sure you wear a cane d999d because you could fall and hurt yourself..... IF YOU KNOW HAT I MEAN...
By the way when hyou jumpt that booroom, make sure you put both your hands tyght together and chant a psalm and whatnot, because otherwise the witches will get mad if they're hanging around and plant a damn curse on you and whatnot.... and that's strange d000d i don't want them to do that assuming your just crashed their whip and jumping over it with your greedy spouse and all... you just wanted to get married is all.
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Thursday, March 12th, 2009
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oh oeao man this is alrieaht8iea yeah this rocks even my ring ring bells i'm gonna go vroom vroom for housr knowing i've been translated hey hot chick VROOM VROOM and she says "go away stop vrooming me with that fake voice of yours after all you're not proper and i'm already married" and i go arra ahi ohaioe ioa jj maaan i'm gonna marry your feet then and when you walk the aisle next time to renew your vows with whatever sorry sop of a man you just married to get the cash and not sign the covenant i'm totally gonna be in control of those feet ahahahahhahahahahhaha...
ahahahha. oh worry i am sorry... here's hte linke nonetheless
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Thursday, September 25th, 2008
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hi oa guys you vhprobably haveint herar d fomr me in at alow gna while bug ive come to tedll you wonverful stories concerninig the enlightneniment of my soul... i've been lost in oregon for eightninen months now and sure that's olonger thatn usuall 10 but i have to stand stfung.. i hav4 envelopes in my sould i must procure for my own happy todays..
oh man if only i could make a new xopfalkhe chronical it is my block of wirters stuff. i miss u d00reds... i wish i wouldn't bee so d00blue, but just writing like this is making me d00greend...
D000000000GREEEEENDDDDDDDDDD
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hieothielhtkle:hte:")jhrjkGHN;KRGHRJHGI;OASJOP
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GAI
DRHI
RDAHIRD
HIDRIH
oh man those were the days daybe.
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Monday, February 4th, 2008
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i have elephant feet on my emblems... whered they d00 goo g00d d00d.. stop it.. stoip staring into hte meeirro i have to type with them envelopes d00d..
gimme your photograph i have to slightt with it tonight i ht a ss spooky steep slep delight and stuff.
where's your head i put it on you have faith d99d we have to put our head somewhere so you can foresees your sailboat damnit... get your own sailboat....
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STOP STARING AT MY SOCKS THEY'RE NOT YOURS THEYU'RE MY SOX I HAVE YOU KNOW WHERE DI I GET THAT SPOTTED DOVE HE YELLIN AT M E ILL YELL AT YOU LITTLE SPOTTED DOVE HAVE AT YOU I' LL SHALL CURRY POWDER YOUR FAMILY TIMELYNE AND SEE THE SHINING SEA HAVE AT YOU I talk in lowercase now dont't hbe l;;;ooking at myt pickter i'll eat your picteryuat firest teh pioctire promises nothing you think pictures promis e stuff well think again ahahahhaha where did you put that timeline it's like a numberline but with time if i loop the dots will i get the anwer ahahahha the numberline takes over manhattan aoehanvla the end
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Thursday, April 26th, 2007
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new ug...
Wanna write about da world? your eyebzlls .. course tou do... i know you do where else would you get those shades cuz it's bright out there briiiight don't be ripping those tights with your teeth
http://gamestuff.livejournal.com
This ug, Gamestuff, it's all about the stuff n stuff... REP IT D00D
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Thursday, January 18th, 2007
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I got some Ideas from v and he tolds me to append them or else like he'd kick me again, and he just got those new Steel Toe Hornets and I wanna keep my bod lookin good for teh X's and O's so lol here goes:
The XoFace Chronicles 2007: Chapter 2
so like yeah, I was telling iuang the other day:
i'm gonna take this stick and i'm gonna expletiving throw it at at his moe hawk cuz he probably has one and it'd come off and he'd be like HEY WHERE'S MY MO HAWK D000D and ID RePLY HAVE AN ARROW DAY!!!!
He did not undersasastand because he was in the wrong corner: the corner of legacy.. "why am i in the corner of legacy boss?"
"don't ask me, i ain't yo boss" replied his boss..
Things were turning for the latest turn because that's what turns to... they turn things... they have got a big umbrella of hope around them, yet all the umbrella of hope does is cover the rain drops which is essentially what every umbrella does I supose.. That is the realm of what is going ong I supose..
So some guy whose name starts with j but is different from the other guy whose name starts with j wanted a new pogo stick, and he decided by all means he'd get it ... I mean, damn, it was one big - ass pogo stick i'm tellin you....
I've got your pogo stick in my garage random j person...
give it back you expletive expletive...
no way d00d...
I'll give you the new micromachines transit system which combines the brooklyn bridge with hte golden gate bridge even though they're multiple thousands of miles away...
really?
oh sh i mean expletive that's edutainment... i'll have to kill you with a giante monster tru ck now man...
death isn't the answer
okay yoyu're right it's all about lurve i guess or some expletive like that..
so then things happen that didn't happen before ... they didn'ttackle before but now they do.. tehy clip sozes pff tjeor ne;;oes sp thjeu dpmt jave 2 lever the lever it ain't the right thing to do maybe but i'll be damned if it ain't teh
wrong thing to dol....
HEY YOUR WIRE IS IN YOYUR IN OUR YOUR YOUR WRNCH GET IT OUT OF MY PASTRY i'll eat your PASTRY NOW BEFORE YOU DO AND YOU'LL PUT SOME CHEESE FILLING IN THERE THAT'S LIKE SEMI SWEET TOO OR ELSE MY DINNER WON'T BE SPOILED AND I WON'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE YOUR DINNER BECUASE I'LL BE BUSY EATING MY OWN DINNER AND BY THE TIME I'M DONE I'LL BE DONE EATING YOUR OWN IT'LL BE BREAKFAST TIME YO
so yeah where was i anyway? oh yeah, hte deep intrifcate emphasis on how wrong this love story
is... like... yeah... so what happened is R-d00d aka Rillmy Topaz (what a dumb name) was just walking down the street... he found this girl and stuff...
He's all like: WOAH LOOK AT THAT SPECIWOMAN LOL SHE'S THAT d00d.. like so he comes up with this formulative plan... he walks by her and does a stupid wink and a dumb and dance too... he friggen walks away you know what i'm sayin baby? of course you do... I'll change you later lol..
anyway, he formulates a stragety and stuff What's he do? he does a little dance and wink in the corner of her shades.. she cna't see cuz she wears the glasses so it's a blur in her perifarel vision... by the time she glances over to see what hte blur is she only sees his face and by that time he's gone... ON her desk is a note... which promptly reads:
"i have a box full of papers i could draw scissors on them but i would dare not cut it!!!!
I've stolen your heart and put it in a little box... No, that box is but a decoy... if you want your heart back, you have to date me ahahahaha."
Course like she was way too busy cuz of dance finals and stuff, so she simply hired a hitman lol OH NO THERE'S A HITMAN AFTER YOU WHATEVER YOUR NAME WAS DANCING PERIPHERAL D00D YOU'D BETTER RUN LOL..
Shawn, you're such a airplane that if i was scubadiver you couldn't fly in the blue body cuz you're not waterproof!
Eric, you may think that you're a shirtless guy spining your shirt around like a helicopter but i'm a cloud of rain that's following you, and you forgot your umbrella.
Hey buckyohare, you may think you're such a pencil sharpener but I'm a pen and you can't sharpen me!
Hey norg, I got back from washington dc last night and boy, who the expletive are you? Your tie doesn't even match your jacket.. OFF WITH HIS SHOES... THEY SHALL BE THRIFTED AHAHAHAHAHA.
hey dragonburk you may think you're such a well full of water, but if the sun shined you'd be as dry as a niagra falls is after Gulliver distilled it into beer.
Hey raub you may be a seed soon to be a vegetable but birds eat seeds and you'd be digested before you even grow, yo.
pingosimon you may think you're game, but i haven't given you any gameplay so you'll have to sit through a bunch of cinematic sequences.
Hey furry guy whose name starts with A, you may think you're such a spindle of cd's that'd I'd burn you and put something decent in your data for once.
and finally, this one goes out to him himself.. Csonicgo you're such a napkin that if i was eating spaghetti and meatballs you'd look like you were bleeding after i'm finished dining.
TBC!!!!
PS
Moose you may be big enough to see your antlers but I stuck a cardboard box on top of one of them that reads "I CANNOT READ YOUR FORUTUNE" and that's why people haven't visited your psychic shop for a while
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Monday, January 1st, 2007
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The XOFACE MANIFESTO 2007
INTRO
It's such a manifest o that The wasn't even in all-caps... yeah d00d the end of the world is coming and we are totally prepared 4 it if you're not oh crap i forgot that damn period.... anyway if you're not then don't be redi for it for all i care... that's all you care for i care what everyont thinsk i would care about caring of the eyeballs d00d...
CHAPTER 1:
you have to see forsee the tread of manpiness for us all... we are in fbut a cactus in the beginnning ... one so damn prickly even santa wouldn't put anything under it if there was a christmas tree nearby (like yeah he'll do the alternatives d00d)... damn staraaaieeet a cactus tree hell yeah that's the damn expletive i'm damn talking about dmanit.
so yeah, like you think hy'ure such a christmas tree that i'm such a hanukah tree that like i have candlesticks on my shooes lol pwned but yeah i don't even know what a hanukah tree is and like i'm not jewish but yheah, no offense to those d00ds even though they haveont told me of such foretold trees and what ever they do exactlee
i have to buy a boxing ring tomorrow or the little squirrel will get mad... but i hate little squuiirrels so i invited the fox over.... so it can pee on the boxing ring and will therefore scare the squirrel away beause they're scared of fox pepee according to zug d00d/.. but i am not sure about foxes either so i'll invite the demon ant over those adamn demon ants i'll squash them byut they wanna buy little elf shoes so their feet jingle and it excites everyone and everything...
so yeah, like i have this controller it doesn't control my life cuz i don't put my hands on it much but i use it to control appliances and ou'd like to know aht the crontroller does but there's so many things it could do it could totally filllillilup a manifesto like this one so nOT ITS SEKERET LOLROLLBUTTERCUP I TELL HYOU.
csonicgo hou may think that you're such a shoebox but i wouldn't pout my shoehorn in you
csonicgo you may think you're a paper towel but if you made a mess out of yourself who would wipe you up???
csonicgo you may be a pirate but i'm thinking of an ice cube tht's a total meaniehead cuz you hit an ice burg omg they're all drowning
hey like you may think csonicgo that storks don't wear diapers, BUT BABIES DO!!! YOUR STORK WAS A BABY, AND THAT'S WHERE YOU LEARNED TO CRY...
hey drag0ndood have you heard about csonicgo? they say he's such a fish... but i'm better than him because i'm swimmin like a plane in the sky.
hey csonicgo yhou may be a dark spot but my flashlight will strip you of your black blur!!!!
csonicgo you're such a disaster that the copilot of the magical starsign called and said "hey i'm busy making a game right now csonicgo but you're such an egg that i wouldn't crack you and eat you cuz i'm a stupid vegan" lol too bad for him more for us yeahhhhh!!!^#*(!#*^!*$^!|
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TBC D))))000000000((((((((d!!!!!!
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Saturday, December 30th, 2006
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Friday, December 29th, 2006
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YO BRO gotta e-mail HOOBASTANK and go HEY HOOBASTANK YOU TOTALY GOTTA MAKE A SONG FOR MY FREND... and they'll be like LOL NO and i'll be like ILL THROW A BRICK AT YOUR BRICK WALL AND THE BRICK WALL WILL BE OVERBRICKED....
Hey I was focusn on helpn a frend and stuff been sick but bettr now i postd to savv so you can bet it if you need a momnt in the spot ill give u 2 but annyay enough of that sappy stuff.. let's talk
MONSTER TRUCKS
OH MNAND THEYVRE HUGE AND ROUND AND OVAL AND D SOME TIME S SQUARE I LIKE IT WHEN THEY';RE SQUARE EVEN BETTER IF THEY'RE RECTANGLE LIKE A TRAPEZOID LIKE TAHT'S TOTALLY AWESOME TEH WAY TEHYA CALSH AT EACHOTHER VROOM VROOM ARARARARAOAHROAHROARH I LOVE MONSTER TRUCKS LOL VROOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
oh god i think i hit a moment of pure excitement... like... illl give you that i almost lost my hat it was so exciting thinking about monster trucks... not like in hte sense that i tilted mah head and it fell off in the back... like steam went up off my head and like that hat flew in the air hit the ceiling fan and i had to run up the wall to grab it because like if the hat hit the floor it'd be brusied and i have always hated brusied hats yo..
so like then i decided to interview MCDAVELIOT RAGTIRE, who is totally not a fan of nascar cuz i asked him this:
ME: HEY MCDAVELIOT RAGTIRE, WHY AREN'T YOU NAMED AFTER A CAR OF NAS?
HIM: I DUNNO, IT'S BECAUSE MY BODY HAS ALL THE RIGHT CURVES BABY...
ME: IM NOT YOUR BABY LOL
And that was it... HOPE YOU LIKED TEH INTERVIEW COME BACK NEXT TIME
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Monday, December 25th, 2006
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i couldn't come here because csonicgo was in the bathroom so long and i had to go so i had to go to the gas station because csonicgo is such a candy bar that if he was a temptation to my appetite i would have lost it because i just ate the day before lol
sp o, om tjre cprmomer foxom a neverage evem tjpigj tjere are mp ci[s err so im in the corner fixin a drink (sorry about the allignment of my right hand arlear) and like yeah i was fixin a drink in the corner even though no cups were there so the evil acorn laughed at me cuz he realized this so i halted everything i was doing... goty that little expletive bastard and put peanutbutter and seeds on it... guaranteed ikll invite everyone out tomorrow morning when i tie him to a tree while the birdws peck at his feet for laughing at me... DAMN YOU JEREMY I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE .... WHAT ? SORRY GIANT PINE TREE... I'M SORRY.... (TIME TO CALL THE WOODCUTTER, JERK).
LIKE YEAH D00D so it's a festive holiday season v got some new steel toed boots he wanted to test out but since it's christmas he just elbowed me in the shoulder instead it didn't hurst as much thanks d00d i meahn ow meanie.... oh hohohoho
anyway you will have to realize that this big bucket has the name of love 0n it... i really luike buckets and i can't ever see teh m hurt... how else can you call a bucket brigade if there's no buckets dood? i mean damn!! i'll have your socks on a stick next year!!! see if i don't put a candy bar in it... oh look it's csonicgo he's a candy bar..
LET ME GIVE IT TO THIS SQUIRREL... OH NO HES SICK NOW...
CSONICGO MADE THAT SQUIRREL SICK HES GONNA BEAT UP SOMEONE LOL AND IT'S ALL HIS DAMN FAULT FOR BEING A CANDY BAR THE END LOL
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Sunday, December 17th, 2006
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what the expletive is a bootard? i'll show him... i'll rise uip above him i'll say
he's in a rinse dispenser and i'm empting out his land of shalllow goodness i'lll show him i'll give him a green tea cheerio and have him gter it grt gert it in stuff i'll show hoim onmece i'm out of this gialnt err giant bowl off tull green bean soup i'll show his ass whatere where his buttocks are and i'll point and be like THEWR THERE !" THAT'S WHERE UR BUTTOCKWS ERR BUG BUTTOCKS IS and then like...
Oh man, not 15, not 165 , noy 17 , not 18, but 24 peopl would be like WHY ARE YOU POINTING AT THAT MAN'S BUTTOCKS AND I'D GO IUN ALL LOWERCASE hey man he forgot where it was d00d (those are zeros not capital o's) and they dould go ok i c lol!
so anyway as i was saying there they dare lol i shesowed 25 peop le including that beace demon who i s so calm and calamic i could eat his heart and i wouldn't feel machop cuz like h's so calm oh man how i could go for some damn artichoke hearts i mean damn that artihocodcoocococoke dip is so expletive good i could eat it and it'd be mm mm good and all that expletive you knmow what i'm saying yo of course you do d99d!
i'll eat that then go straight to the fridget to see hwhwhwat is let left dawg i'll show them if i can't move these finfins to dive what the worsds is yall...
i may be a country bumkin like you think but uive got some snorthern soul lol i'll step a stempometer and be lkke OH MAN D00D MIKEY D'S SAYS I MADE 1000 STEPS COOL IM READY FOR ANOTHER HAMBURGER mmm burger i have a nother space for that i love dat burger mm good ill have to call my stunt double in while im eating one hey gramble!!!
yeah?
TALK D00D TALK?
OK...:'
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see? you wouldn't know the differene would you?
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Saturday, December 9th, 2006
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I just came up with this great abvrraevalation... eve err revelation... WHAT IF THIS WHOLE TIME MY WHOLE LIFE I WAS REALLY A FEMALE? WOAH HOLY WHIT THIS CALLS FOR A REAL EXPLETIVE OKAY IM DINE ANYWAY LIKE CAMN DAMN...this whole iem ahuh? i mean dakmn bit hit like so im not a guy afterall some body conf=vinced me i dont believe it i mean damn not a boy.... so like damn i must be a girl then i mean damn it this is unblieievable what aboyt my eyebrows therey were so masculine i mean damn i dont understand... makes no sense to me I stand and hold the trophy of best eye borw post e but that eyuebrowa s is not taht bad ist ist? i dunno... don't let me broworwa dresses.. hgey if jazzy realiexzeds this he'lll be borrowing dresses from me this whole time so telll not heim okay? he'll make me broke... illl borrow his hats but helll take my drewsses and corsets zucuz he's like a dominitrix... it's funny how the dominitrix who domanininates people picks the most uncomfortable form of insrrunment avaliliable i lauch since i like fadavffeodials adn they really arent that fvufunny byut they are id like to show people the worle meanineg of the imssspeling .. adn im not reading the
tehre is aonhiiiigoerhjaoighirohalghrklg
jto dunk bye
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if ur ears were coled would you stilll be able to heaeer me? wcould i give you a hearing ade and you wouold be helpsed? i' am a giant lantern ill warm you u[p dood.... i'll give you something specaial but i don't know ahta ... i have a little candy graham.... mayne i don't have a hundred bucks to spend on one like some other fyu guy .... i may have a buck not sure gotta have lunch dough... gotta put it up gotta build hat fro.. that fro is my lifestyle dont esxxpletiti with it i have you and your cheeck bone for 4 sale. dont go out or ill attack you with hauil.. stroms or are coming i will make a hay bale.... expletive you for i've got the holy grail.
mayuebe your station wagon has better leather than mine bu i'tve gpot a giant window i plug suction plushies to as a fashion statement.. they stick to the window you mother expletive... they have a giant beam of fire buttocks... i'll set your csheeks on fire with a match and you'll be alll like "ow my butt's burning" and i'll be like "lol i can't believe it took j-00 long enout to notice im alreayd finished with my noven" but i'll be liying cuz my novellen aint done cuz i'm slow and probablyu wasn't even working on one i just wanted to feeele wmore impoaratnat waaaah illl mope after i've done with this goddam,n pope..
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Thursday, December 7th, 2006
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illl get you now you cat i'l throw this beek at you bra bareah nbrah that's will scare you awas y man...
i'lll show that thing with the big ears what's up.... how dare w theay point up at mea i'll get you i'lllcall this sign and grab you byu the callolar and tail and dial the number and be like...
"OH YES MA'AM THIS IS FATHER XOFACE I FOUND YOUR DAUGHTER'S KITTEN NO IM NOT REALLY HER DAD I'M ORDAINED BY SOME GUY SO THEY CALL ME FATHER YEAH DEAL WITH IT... HEY THE REWARD DON'T WORRY THIS CAT IS MAKING ME MAD"
then ill send you to the house and the mom will be all like WOHOEHOEI OH NO THAT'S NOT OUR CAT and she'll get mad and atherow posts and pans at me but i'll evade them with my giant rubbermaid hat AHHHAAHAA TAKE THAT NOT QUITE ELDERLY WOMAN WITH A 14 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER.... ITS NOT LIKE SHE CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE ANYWAY SHE'S BLIND and ill laugh to myuself aahahahahhah cat ur stuck with a bind girl and shell go NO SHE'S DEFF .. and illa be like MOS DEF.... and then we'll go to the moon THER END!!!!*(^$£!(^$!&*^$&(!^$&^!($^*!&$)(*
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Sunday, December 3rd, 2006
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hi im back i wanted to say taht its been such a long tiem the at i confused it's and its.... lol i don wont do that again d00d ill tell u waht
i have been in the freezer and i saw a giant bed in there... it had little frozen sheep ice cubes and they were mocking me and bvahh ing me and i'll tell them SCRUU U SHEEP I'LLLK EXPLETIVEING SHEER YOU BASTARDS SO YOU'LL GET SO DAMN COLD YOU'LL WISH YOU HAD A WOOL SWEATER OR THAT YOUR METABOLISM WAS HIGHER OR SOMETHING LIL BRATZ TAKE THAT ONLY LIL BRATZ WEAR WOOL SWEATERS AND THAT MAKES YOU ONE BUT IF YOU WERE THE LIL GIRLZ WOULD GO BAAA AND THAT MAKES NO SENSE LIKE THEY'D BE WALKING ON THE STAGE AND SUDDENLY BE ALL LIKE BAAA INSTEAD OF STRIKING A POSE OH HOW THAT WOULD MAKE NO SENSE SEE YOU ARE FLUFFY I'LL STRAIGHTEN OUT YOUR WOOL HECK I'LL USE YOUR WOOL AND DYE IT BLACK AND MAKE A FAKE AFRO OUT OF IT AHAHAHAHHA IT'LL POOF OUT AND THE CHICKSLL DIG IT AND YOU'LL CRY CUZ UR A DAMN BALDIE AHAHAHAHHAHA WHILE THE CHICKS GO CHIRP CHIRP AND EAT THE CORN....
I'LL LIGHT YOU UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE
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Saturday, November 11th, 2006
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SO SIDSID IS STILL BEING WORKED ON IVE BEEN RUNNING BACK AND FORTH LIKE THE RABID GREEN BUNNY MY LITTLE PICTURE CLAIMS ME TO BE.... BUT IVE GOT GUDE LGASSES...
damnit glasses... i don't have any good gases... IN YOUR DREAMS...
Okay so here's a picture for the road guys and gals
OKAY SO I HOPE THIS WASNT TOO BIG OF A SPOILER LOL... I MUST GO NOW..
GO EAT A CHOO CHOO TRAIN.. LOVE:
XOXOXOOXOXOXOOXXLOLXOOXOOXOXO FACE
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hey so ur got a bottle of green tea will yopu drink it witah my freindf mr dragon d00d? of fcourse you won't because he's not here today.... he wont be here tomorrow
can someone understand? he was arrested.... oh man.... i talkes to the guay who did it but totally nothing.... i tried bribing him .... but it doesn't work...
CAN YOU EVEN POST BAIL 4 A DRAGON?!?!?!?!
geeze i don't know... this question has been in our generation before generations were on the flipping calendar yoyo.... i'm tellin you gohhn a hit a circle arounbd the correct date on it ann d be like "LOL TODAY'S THE DAY"
IT AINT THE DAY"!!! GET OVA UIT
in other news SIDNEY DA SKWIRRAL DECIDED TO GO TO THE FAIR... I COULDN@T GO BECAUSE I WAS DIGGING A GIANT HOLE SO I COULD SEE MY FRIEND IN HELL
OH HE WAS DOING GREAT... ANYWAY SIDNEY WAS NICE ENOUGH TO BRING BACK POPCORN... AWWWW <<<<<<<<<<<<>33333333333
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Wednesday, November 8th, 2006
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they don't itch 4 u though they itch cuz i've itched them auuugh they are in my mind what are htey doing there hey eyes you should be looking forewasr d not uin my eyus eys dagbu=avvut etes diid.
###all the sudden i see your eyes now why they hell do u have such eyeballs? did you buorrow them from a friendf or something i don't know why you wield wield weildf whatever those eyeballsd....!!!$!$!
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urgh it's such a eyeball they say
you will have to talk to the gargoyle... he may be mean, he just likes your new badmitton shoes and wants to play the sport with his grandpa... WHY WON'T YOU JSUT LET HIM DO THIS!?!?!??!?!? HE'LL ORDER TAKEOUT FOR YOU AND EVEYRHING!! GEEZE!!
-love XOXOXOXO FACE
PS
6 ¬7
THIS IS THE REAL REASON WHY 6 IS AFRAID OF 7 LOL
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